Vermin Enthusiast Pillows

"Looks like they've got mice ?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Dead Funny

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Zombies.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

He looks so natural lying there...

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."