Vermin Enthusiasts Pillows

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dead Funny

A vampire in a canoe.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Scarpia from Tosca

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'