Vermin Enthusiasts Pillows

"Roaches, rats, mice, fleas, silverfish… we're all the family of vermin."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

Dead Funny

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

A vampire in a canoe.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

He looks so natural lying there...

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Scarpia from Tosca

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"