Vermin Enthusiast Gifts

"Looks like they've got mice ?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Grace For Flies

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Dead Funny

A vampire in a canoe.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

He looks so natural lying there...

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"