Veggie Tactician Gifts

"Where's a plague of locusts when you need one?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Better Not Squash.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

Taken genetic engineering too far

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

“Children hate me.”

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

'Mom, your diet says you can eat all the vegetables you want. Wow! A diet without vegetables!'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

The vegan hunter

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'I'm in a lot of trouble, but it's worth it. There's not enough dirt left to grow spinach.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

We've been working on them in the wind tunnel...

Dreams of Spring...

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Prize Winning Potato - Champion Chips