Veggie Jesters Gifts

Veggie jesters thrive on fun, clever designs that showcase their playful side. Explore our collection of creative gifts featuring humorous vegetable themes, ideal for those who enjoy a lighthearted approach to healthy living. Whether it’s for yourself or a veggie-loving friend, our products will add a dash of humor to kitchen decor, wardrobe, or daily routines.

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'First the sprouts, now the city...' mockup

'First the sprouts, now the city...'

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Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap! mockup

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

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"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system." mockup

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

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Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner." mockup

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

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"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!" mockup

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

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Better Not Squash.

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"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!" mockup

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!' mockup

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

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"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun." mockup

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

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'Hoopla!'

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'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?' mockup

'You want to become a vegan?... Well okay, but you do realise there'll be nothing lower than you on the food chain?'

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Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities. mockup

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

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'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!' mockup

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

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"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him." mockup

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

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"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary."

"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary." mockup

"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary."

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Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

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Rabbit being eaten.

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Turkey Hostage.

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"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?" mockup

"I can't stand rutabagas - couldn't you pay me for NOT growing broccoli instead?"

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"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way." mockup

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."

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Banana Arcade Game

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'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....' mockup

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

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"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes." mockup

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

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"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian." mockup

"Every Christmas you make a lot of primises you never keep, why don't you become a politian."

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'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.' mockup

'Oh, I know that broccoli is good for me -- it's just that I don't feel I deserve it.'

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"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak." mockup

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

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'What with Obama and all his giveaways, I'm surprised you're still in business.'

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'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!' mockup

'It sounds like the Zulu Standup Comic tribe is restless tonight! I hear rimshots!'

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'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.' mockup

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

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"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car." mockup

"It's our version of the doggy bag. Permit me to take it to madam's car."

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'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.' mockup

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

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Veggie Jesters Gifts Collection

Veggie Jesters Mugs

Looking for more veggie humor? Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate vegetable jesters with witty and fun designs.

Veggie Jesters Pillows

Add humor and comfort with our veggie jester pillows, ideal for bringing personality to any sofa or bed.

Veggie Jesters Prints

Express your love for veggies with our amusing and colorful prints, perfect for decorating your favorite space with a touch of wit.

Veggie Jesters T-Shirts

Discover even more fun with our veggie-themed t-shirts, perfect for showcasing your playful side and healthy lifestyle.