Vegan Cheese Lover Gifts

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

At the market

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The discovery of asparagus.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Two vegans, please."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

American style Greek cafe.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'