Vegan Cheese Lover Gifts

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

But is it organic?

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

At the market

The discovery of asparagus.

"Two vegans, please."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'