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"I was almost that last year."

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"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

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Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

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"Here are all of my dependents."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

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Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"I'll have the cucumber mousse with mushroom foam and some extra air on the side."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Judas Iscariot mistakenly thinks the last supper is dinner theater.

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

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"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

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