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"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Granny Wear

"Here are all of my dependents."

'Gautier goes to Mothercare.'

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"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

"And, finally, I can put this charming toy plane on the dress because I am Ungaro."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"I'll have the cucumber mousse with mushroom foam and some extra air on the side."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

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Obscene Hollywood phone call

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

'Don't mention my hair. I won't mention your pants.'

'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'

Belling the Cat

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

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"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

'The good news it the Biopsy was negative. The better news is my pants stay up like a dream now.'