Vegan Vogue Pillows

"I'll have the cucumber mousse with mushroom foam and some extra air on the side."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Victorian Lady

A women in a shoeshop.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Baby rocks!

Spontaneous Kombucha

Vivienne Westwood

The latest in Eyewear.

'Rob is a vegan.'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Here are all of my dependents."

Greta Thunberg wins German TV prize...

"It's a wonderful story - starts with the murder of a butcher."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Suddenly the idea of becoming a vegetarian sounds very romantic."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

Diane Keaton

Top Hat

Tofu: Firm, Soft, Amusingly Jiggly

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Satire on Contemporary Fashion

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"