Vasectomy Gifts

Vasectomy the Movie "Cut!"

Vasectomy Clinic Waiting Room

"It's for his shakes."

World's greatest dad. Worlds greatest sterile guy.

Tunnel of Vasectomy

'Greetings cards' from 'annulment' to 'vasectomy'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

'Gerald bought me these wonderful earrings for being SO supportive during his vasectomy.'

Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Anti-Agent

Let's get organized

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

UK border controls relaxed.

Lactose Intolerant

'Well, well, well...'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."