Life Gifts

At times every honest self-seeker has to face mainstream interference.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wok. Don't Wok.

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Crap from the future.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Love linked

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

No Immediate Danger

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Did you get my tweet?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

City Boy.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Saxophone Player.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Serenading