Valley Visitor Gifts

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

A bit of Newlyn.

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Nouveau wine

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Wine is plant-based food."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Iceland volcano

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.