Valley Visitor Gifts

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'We drove 800 miles for this? If I wanted to look at a roomful of dusty bottles, we could have visited your mother.'

Wine tasting

A bit of Newlyn.

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"That's where the tenured faculty members hang out."

Nouveau wine

"Wine is plant-based food."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'I've seen this kind of thing before. In Vegas, I believe.'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Iceland volcano

'Don't' Feed the Animals' sign with a saw in it.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

Mrs Amblewll wished they'd hurry up and repair the park toilets.

A sign in a small town reads "Entering historic Brookfield - A quaint fishing village with a parking problem".

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'It's a dirty lie... I only drink to be sociable!'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"