Valedictorian Vibes Gifts

"Class of 2008, never let the excuse 'I can't find my pants' stand in the way of your dreams."

The height of fashion in 1796

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

Musicians

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"He's gonna be bad for business."

Islington Angels.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Now Firing.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Kid's today!"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

Florence Nightingale

"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

'For heaven's sake, man, didn't we all get the cane at school?'

"Alright everyone, let's get serious."