Graduation Giggle Lover Gifts

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Now Firing.

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

'Do you have one called Job?'

Some New Mortarboard Styles.

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

"Clever girl."

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

A Guide to Academic Gowns and Hoods

"Put 'er there!"

"Jack is graduating at home from home school."

"Wow! Your dog really is smarter than an honor roll student!"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

A credit to his species...

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'