Graduate Giggler Gifts

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Do you have one called Job?'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

"Clever girl."

'It needs more punctuation.'

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

A credit to his species...

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

"Put 'er there!"

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

"Ugh - I always get so ervous when my work goes through pee'er review."

"How's your sense of humor? We're looking for an auditor who knows how to laugh."

'I was wrong. I didn't think Gibson would make much use of his diploma.'

'Your bill.'