Uni Giggler Gifts

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Not you. Your hair.

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Cavemen Exhibit

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Medical school graduation gowns.

T-rex takes a selfie

Pest control, with death.

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Professor Clown teaches advanced physics

Tred carefully mill.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Dicing with Death'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'It needs more punctuation.'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

"Clever girl."

'Do you have one called Job?'

Dead & Breakfast.

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

Medical School Graduations.

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Put 'er there!"

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

Nah, not up to much – just got let go by a sneeze, so I'm between bodies.