Uni Giggler Gifts

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

T-rex takes a selfie

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

Professor Clown teaches advanced physics

Tred carefully mill.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

'Dicing with Death'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Dead & Breakfast.

'Do you have one called Job?'

"Clever girl."

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'It needs more punctuation.'

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Hey Vincent, I got a certified letter today. Apparently the birds have reported us stalking them and have taken out a restraining order against us."

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Put 'er there!"

"Whew, that was rank. I didn't want that baby trapped in this suit. I might have died!"