Graduate Giggler T-Shirts

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'Do you have one called Job?'

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

Medical school graduation gowns.

Graduation Day At A Party School

Happy Graduation

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'Uh Dude, you're supposed to throw it straight up.'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

Before graduating, students at Flegburn High were required to read their diplomas out loud.

'It needs more punctuation.'

'I thought he was passing out homework!'

Cards for All Occasions. Wedding. Get Well. Grads. Congrats. Friendship. Birthday. One "graduation" and one "condolences" … He's afraid of the real world.

Zombie Academy Graduation Ceremony

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

"Clever girl."

Medical School Graduations.

'And remember you success will be measured by how much money you donate to the universities alumni fund.'

"Sorry, Higgins, but this isn't a diploma. It's a subpoena!"

'The first thing I gotta do is pay off my loan. My roommate loaned me 6 bucks last week for beer.'

A credit to his species...

"Put 'er there!"

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

"And to think I used to worry about her showing up on our doorstep with a little bundle of joy..."

'Did we ever hit menopause?'

Five-Star Canine Obedience School Graduation.

Instead of caps and gowns, night school graduates have to wear nightcaps and nightgowns.

"Ugh - I always get so ervous when my work goes through pee'er review."

John experiences his first senior moment.