Grade Giggler Gifts

'This note from your teacher says you're doing great for a six year old. Doesn't she know you're fifteen?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'd like me first word to be profound, but I'll probably panic and blurt out 'Mama' like every other baby."

'Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, feel sorry for the people who have to work with you.'

'I'm with the band.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Tred carefully mill.

The Big A** Theory

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'Dicing with Death'

CHAUCER 411, 'Boy -- that guy spells worse than I do!'

'It needs more punctuation.'

'Do you have one called Job?'

"Clever girl."

Dead & Breakfast.

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"Glimmo" Washing Powder - Economy Size!