Vain Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of vanity? Our collection of cleverly crafted items offers a humorous take on self-admiration. Whether it’s a cheeky mug or a stylish t-shirt, these gifts are ideal for anyone who enjoys a lighthearted nod to their confident side. Add a splash of humor and personality to their day with something truly unique that says, ‘Yes, I love me!’ in the most charming way.

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The casual selfie

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Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

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Snowprov

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Backfire

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"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else." mockup

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

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Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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Scarpia from Tosca

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'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.' mockup

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

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Czarcasm

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Doggone

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"And now. . . which shoes?"

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'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.' mockup

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

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Man with wine glass face looks unhappy. mockup

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

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'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!' mockup

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

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It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody. mockup

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

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'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.' mockup

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

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I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red' mockup

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

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'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

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"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!" mockup

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

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Paper Boy

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'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.' mockup

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

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'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!' mockup

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

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'I don't do 'Goodbyes' ...'

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'He never listened to his mother!' mockup

'He never listened to his mother!'

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"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should." mockup

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

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More Pardons

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"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ." mockup

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

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'Cosmetic surgery.'

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TV-Mirror.

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"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part." mockup

"If I'd known, I would've changed my vows to; Until bald and fat do we part."

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'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

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Antiques

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Vain Gifts Collection

Vain Mugs

Discover our collection of vanity-themed mugs—perfect for adding a humorous touch to their daily coffee routine.

Vain Pillows

Explore our playful pillows that celebrate self-confidence with a humorous twist.

Vain Prints

Browse our art prints that showcase the fun side of vanity and self-love.

Vain T-Shirts

Check out our vanity-inspired t-shirts—fun, stylish, and designed to make them smile.