Vainness Gifts

Looking for a gift that will tickle the self-absorbed or vanity lover’s fancy? Our vanity-inspired products blend humor with style, making them ideal for anyone who enjoys a good laugh about their own reflection. From witty mugs to eye-catching prints, these gifts celebrate the playful side of vanity with a dash of personality.

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'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?' mockup

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

from $19.00

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.' mockup

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

from $19.00

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

from $19.00

Scarpia from Tosca

from $19.00

"And now. . . which shoes?"

from $19.00

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.' mockup

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

from $19.00

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.' mockup

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

from $19.00

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.' mockup

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

from $19.00

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

from $19.00

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

from $19.00

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should." mockup

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

from $19.00

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!' mockup

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

from $19.00

More Pardons

from $19.00

Evil Villain.

from $19.00

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?' mockup

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

from $19.00

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

from $19.00

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.' mockup

'Oh, sure, the boss has a menacing evil laugh, but it's his evil sob that I find most arresting.'

from $19.00

TV-Mirror.

from $19.00

'Cosmetic surgery.'

from $19.00

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.' mockup

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

from $19.00

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.' mockup

'Stocks soared on news a financial lobbyist wants 'greed' dropped as one of the cardinal sins.'

from $19.00

Special Place in Hell...

from $19.00

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!" mockup

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

from $19.00

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy." mockup

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

from $19.00

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.' mockup

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

from $19.00

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.' mockup

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

from $19.00

'I know how you feel.'

from $19.00

"A minute on the lips"

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'Now where did I lay my comb?'

from $19.00

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup mockup

Bill Jones - Bill Jones w/out makeup

from $19.00

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman! mockup

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

from $19.00

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?" mockup

"I know I'm evil, but will I ever be diabolical?"

from $19.00

Vainness Gifts Collection

Vainness Mugs

Explore our collection of vanity-themed mugs, perfect for starting your day with a smile or gifting to someone who loves to laugh about self-love.

Vainness Pillows

Check out our humorous vanity pillows, adding personality and comfort to any sofa or bed with a playful touch.

Vainness Prints

Discover our playful prints celebrating vanity and self-love, ideal for decorating with humor and style.

Vainness T-Shirts

Browse our vanity-inspired t-shirts, designed to make a witty statement and bring humor to everyday wear.