Vain Validators Gifts

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"I'll race you to the top."

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"How can I feel validated without my own security detail?"

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

'Your sister's wearing well for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm ten.'

Parking validation

"I assume that's a 'not guilty' plea?"

The casual selfie

Swell who has called a police officer to pick up his umbrella rather than bend and disturb his collar

The Selfie of Dorian Gray

'I think that I'm beginning to lose my mane.'

Campus. F. You wrote "As air cools, water condenses and droplets form" in your paper for civics clss? I mistakenly Googled "Dew process" when I was writing it.

Dog Plastic Surgery.

"But mom, how do I know I'm having a great time if I don't get some jealous comments on Facebook?"

"Before announcing our verdict, we'd like to test it on a focus group."

"Sometimes I find myself going to a notary public just for the acknowledgement."

The crow was not that unhappy with her body but absolutely hated her feet.

'I believe the saying is 'trust but verify,' not 'trust, but what would mother do'.'

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

'Frankly, I think you've got a cheek asking me if you're the fairest of them all.'

"I only married him for his blue tick."

"Hold on. Let me just check my self-worth."

You can't get by on your looks forever.

HellFie

"How do I change my mind?"