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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Energy saving mode

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

No early morning tea past this landing

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Queen on holiday

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'