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Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Holiday time.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Segregated Beach

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I know we came in peace but these ones are already half cooked."

Energy saving mode

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

No early morning tea past this landing

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

'Well at least they afforded me the courtesy of not using email,'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

The Queen on holiday

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'I realize it's been ten years... but I promised I wouldn't come back from vacation until I was fully relaxed.'

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