Vacation At A Nudist Camp Gifts

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"Privates Beach"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I've never done this before.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

Camp Games

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'Am I next?'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

End of season mosquito football trip

"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."

Peeled beach

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

"Do you think you're dressed appropriately for this job interview?"

"No, mom...Julie and I had no problem at all going through airport security."

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

Hole Found in Nudist Camp Wall - Police Are Looking Into It.