Vacation At A Nudist Camp Gifts

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"Privates Beach"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I've never done this before.'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

Camp Games

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Now that we've moved to this nudist colony, I suppose we should send everyone a change of undress notice!'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'Am I next?'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

End of season mosquito football trip

'POSTED! TOPLESS BATHERS ONLY BEYOND THIS POINT!'

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

"Relax, I'm a professional. I went to school for this."

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

Peeled beach

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

"Do you think you're dressed appropriately for this job interview?"

"No, mom...Julie and I had no problem at all going through airport security."

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

Hole Found in Nudist Camp Wall - Police Are Looking Into It.