Nudist Camp Visitor Gifts

Hole Found in Nudist Camp Wall - Police Are Looking Into It.

"Privates Beach"

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I've got pride but no shame."

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Before I agree to marry you, I want to see what you look like with clothes on!'

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'I've got nothing to wear!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

"How on earth do you keep your cool with all this naked flesh around?"

"No, I'm pretty sure they're only easing restrictions on face masks."

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

'Fancy a game of strip poker?'

End of season mosquito football trip

'I got it for Father's Day.'

Peeled beach

"I can't say I'm all that surprised."

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

"Do you think you're dressed appropriately for this job interview?"

". . . Yes, I know I'm an awful artist. But, it's a great excuse to look at naked women!"

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes