Utility Warriors Gifts

Looking for a gift for your utility warrior? These products showcase the pride of practical skills and creative problem-solving. Perfect for makers, fixers, and do-it-yourself heroes who turn might into right. Whether they’re into woodworking, fixing things around the house, or crafting new solutions, find a gift that celebrates their passion for practical ingenuity and hands-on action.

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Gas Bill

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"Thank you for ringing your energy company. Please leave a message after the laughter..."

"Thank you for ringing your energy company. Please leave a message after the laughter..." mockup

"Thank you for ringing your energy company. Please leave a message after the laughter..."

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"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

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The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month. mockup

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

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"Neversource"

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'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.' mockup

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

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"Read me one more, Daddy!"

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'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.' mockup

'My micro is so good it's beginning to grow into the macro.'

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'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?' mockup

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

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"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light." mockup

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

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"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!" mockup

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

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'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.' mockup

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

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"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed." mockup

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

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'What SPF do you use?'

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Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection. mockup

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

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'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?' mockup

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

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"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days." mockup

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

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"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable." mockup

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

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"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?" mockup

"We can only apologise, Mr. Kent. But wouldn't you think that a superhero's uniform would be shrink-proofed?"

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Pearson, I Smell Something Burning mockup

Pearson, I Smell Something Burning

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A Utility Knife.

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Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city. mockup

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

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'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.' mockup

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

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'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.' mockup

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

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New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services. mockup

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

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A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines. mockup

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

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Call before you dig!

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'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?' mockup

'You've cut me off. So how can I find my cheque book in the dark?'

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Sunbloc 1000

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"Did you get any Valentines day cards?" mockup

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

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The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

The five stages of laundry 1. Denial I'll do it tomorrow. 2. Anger Why are there no clean clothes!? 3. Bargaining Ok! Who wants to help with the laundry? 4. Depression Can't. Do. It. 5. Acceptance

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