Utility Enthusiast Gifts

"If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life."

'Too much cargo in my pants.'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Utility Chic.

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'