Utility Trend Lover Gifts

Utility Chic.

'I sent out for everything.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Love At First Shock

Gas Bill

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Church Drive-Thru.

Selfie Acrobat

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

The Decafé

Condom Delivery

'I'm tired of using every part of the stupid buffalo -- I wish they'd put a Wal-Mart in around here!'

Drive Thru Police Station

Swiss army knife with little swiss army knife attachment.

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

Sitting around the warm glow of the TV.

Cat selfie

"John Stuart Mill taught that the happiness of the individual is paramount. He didn't name names, but I suspect that you and I are the sort of individual he had in mind."

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

When Anteaters Get Lazy

'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'

"Gracie, have you seen the TV remote?"

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"Boss, here's an absentee note from my life coach. Yesterday he benched me."

24-hour Hot Dog Machine.

"It's just a ten-minute walk to much nicer apartments."

'Let's take a shelfie.'

"Iced raspberry low cal semi-skimmed frappucino whipped froth frapuccino latte please!"

Just woke up from a 12 hour nap #staywoke

"The Heretic" - Imitation log fire