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"If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life."

'Too much cargo in my pants.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Mohammad's motors

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Utility Chic.

"Gas, is it the future?"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Where clean coal comes from.

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''