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Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

The discovery of electricity...

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Another Energy-Saving Idea From Your Electric-Eel Council:

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Utility Chic.

Love At First Shock

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Living together, couple in love.

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Nuclear energy.