Usher Fan Gifts

"And it'll stay clamped until you play my Usher CD."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'...I don't like your chances!'

Escher exhibition first floor

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ta Da!...

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Gareth Bale

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Med School Mascots.

Christopher Nolan has made some great films, but there is an Inception!

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

'Well, what did you expect?'

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

'I reckon your aviary's too small, Mr Escher.'

"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

'No, we do not make change.'

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"You can't bully me."

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"All I know is it's not up to code."

"I was comped."

'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'