Usher Fan Pillows

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'...I don't like your chances!'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ta Da!...

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'I understand the new usher is in the restaurant business.'

'Since Bubba acclimated to urban living, we've underbid our competitors because we don't need to build scaffolding or rent a crane.'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

'I reckon your aviary's too small, Mr Escher.'

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

'Well, what did you expect?'

"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."

"And the endorsement deals I get for kid's merchandise is cra-azy!"

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"You can't bully me."

"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."

'No, we do not make change.'

'The movie started 40 minutes ago.'

"Hey Coen, what are you watching?"

"All I know is it's not up to code."

"I was comped."

'You'll find your numb-bum seats to the left, Sir, Madam.'