Urban Retreats Gifts

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Wifi in Hell

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

No Immediate Danger

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Packed like sardines

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Is Driving Doomed?

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"Now this chart should clear up any confusion you have with the report."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair