Urban Humor Aficionado Pillows

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect EVERYBODY'S glasses?'

Cars.

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Walk, Don't Walk, Laugh.

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

Cook complaining to milkman

Manhole Warning

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'You can hip, but no hop and cut back from bling bling to just bling.'

'My beer's not cloudy. The glasses are dirty.'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Chugger

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

"So we're agreed. You get everything south of 59th. We get the rest. Capice?"

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.