Untamed Traveler Gifts

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Welcome Ghost.

Mad For It

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

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