Untamed Traveler Gifts

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Kardiff.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Safari.

Welcome Ghost.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Mad For It

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"You're the one who wanted to go someplace off the beaten track - you ask him what's gluten free."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Alternative Airport

'Well? How was the flight?'

Wow! Look what you get when you hire a ride service right in front of a comic book convention!

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1