'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'
Untamed Athlete Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly captures the energy and zest of an untamed athlete? Our collection of creative and playful items celebrates their relentless spirit, fierce dedication, and love for the sport. Whether it’s for a teammate, a friend, or yourself, these products blend humor and motivation to inspire their journey and add a touch of personality to their athletic lifestyle.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
"Portrait of a Lady"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
Bullseye!
"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."
Monica Seles
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
"Tour de Frank"
A married couple share the same pole vault.
31. 19. 55.7.
Untamed Athlete Gifts Collection
Untamed Athlete Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and inspiring mugs perfect for the untamed athlete’s morning routine.
Untamed Athlete Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring humor and motivation to the untamed athlete’s personal space.
Untamed Athlete Prints
Check out our eye-catching prints that celebrate the fierce spirit of untamed athletes in a fun, artistic way.
Untamed Athlete T-Shirts
Discover bold t-shirts designed for the untamed athlete who loves to make a statement on and off the field.