'It's an exercise stimulator.'
Inactive Athlete Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for an inactive athlete? Our collection combines humor and heart, offering mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate a passion for sports—minus the training. Whether they’re taking it easy or just a fan at heart, find something that speaks to their love of the game in a fun, lighthearted way.
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
"Good game."
'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'
I like the Jets...I guess
'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Portrait of a Lady"
'I love your cardiovascular system!'
"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.
'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.
'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'
'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'
"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
Yearbook
'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'
'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'
Bullseye!
Monica Seles
31. 19. 55.7.
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'
'Gee, you beat Roger again!'
Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race
I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.
'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'
"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."
'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'
'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'
Inactive Athlete Gifts Collection
Inactive Athlete Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring humor and sports themes for inactive athletes—ideal for relaxing mornings or casual gifts.
Inactive Athlete Pillows
Kick back with a cushion that celebrates sporting passion in a laid-back style. Perfect for adding personality to any cozy corner.
Inactive Athlete Prints
Decorate with sports-inspired prints that showcase enthusiasm for the game in a humorous, relaxed way—great for sprucing up any space.
Inactive Athlete T-Shirts
Find stylish, humorous t-shirts perfect for sports fans who prefer watching from the sidelines. Great for casual outings or comfy days at home.