Injured Athlete Gifts

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

I like the Jets...I guess

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

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Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

'I know just how you feel.'

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

Rowing - Eights / After Eights.

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Just as he was about to be annihilated, Dirk makes an amazing discovery,

The rotator cuff fairy.

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Olympic Bubble

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."