Injured Athlete Gifts

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

I like the Jets...I guess

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

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Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'I know just how you feel.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

The rotator cuff fairy.

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"