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"You mean to tell me I can only vote against one Congressman?"

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"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'The opportunity to be fair and just is rewarding - but what I especially like is taking the law into my own hands.'

'Is it catching?'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Sac Meuniere is a typical dish from the coast and we'll begin with first removing the fresh plastic bag from the fish!"

'Yer luck's run out old timer - I've come fer what's mine!'

"Don't read it! He's phishing."

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"Darn, I've done it again!"