Unexpected Pregnancy Gifts

'...Well it just started with a bit of harmless bottom sniffing and then one thing led to another.'

"He was conceived in a fit of irony."

Unplanned Parenthood

Home Pregnancy Test

"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Buck private, corporal punishment, general delivery, major disappointment.

'What's the matter, girl? Is Timmy in trouble?'

Erections Have Consequences.

Close Encounters of the 4th Kind...

"They grow up so fast."

'I told you it would be useful.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.