Unexpected Pregnancy Prints

'...Well it just started with a bit of harmless bottom sniffing and then one thing led to another.'

"Hey Dad, I got a girl in trouble!"

"He was conceived in a fit of irony."

Unplanned Parenthood

Home Pregnancy Test

"Estelle, there's no such thing as being a little pregnant!"

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

Buck private, corporal punishment, general delivery, major disappointment.

'What's the matter, girl? Is Timmy in trouble?'

Erections Have Consequences.

Close Encounters of the 4th Kind...

"They grow up so fast."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Baby Walker

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

31. 19. 55.7.

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun