Accidental Pregnancy Prints

"You were an accident."

'Wait a minute! These are water balloons!' 'Well! That explains it...'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Mistaken identity.

'Sorry Mrs Jones, but they're unlikely to raise the age to 13.'

"Because the 'morning after pill' is not a rectal suppository."

'This is your lucky day!'

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

"I hope your cast is not itchy, Stacy. I had an itchy cast on my arm once and it itched ALL the time. It felt like crawling ants! Itchy, itchy, itchy..."

"I don't get it. We use condoms!"

Pregnancy Test

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'Herbie is my substantial penalty for LATE withdrawal.'

'The car has power steering... but the driver doesn't!'

Planned Parenthood: 'What do you mean, you want an unexpected pregnancy leave?'

'I'm pregnant.'

"You're what?!"

"...And your underpants were unusually clean for someone who got hit by a bus."

"Jeffrey was a surprise."

Close Encounters of the 4th Kind...

"Miss Rudolf... you're pregnant!"

"I thought you were on the pill."

Though unplanned, it was clear to Jim and Tammy that this newborn was a blessing in disguise.

"He was conceived in a fit of irony."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'You should have used contraceptives -- I'm afraid your lucky socks didn't work.'

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

Erections Have Consequences.

"That's chemical law for you. No matter how minor the damage claim, our fee is always major."