Underworld Satire Devotee Gifts

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Vampire on a plane

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

God at the Galalactic Videostore

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

Hell's Smoking Section

"Ah, I'd give it a few minutes, pal. Maybe light a match."