Underworld Satire Devotee Pillows

"Now what?"

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Vampire on a plane

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

Escaping Black Hole - '..But captain that's the pensions black hole there is no escape!'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

"Yep! - Your boiler's definitely on the blink..."

"In my spare time, I write reviews on Goodreads."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

'Hey, Henderson, still got your brains in your butt? Ha! Ha!'

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

Hell's Smoking Section

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"