Underground Comix Devotee Pillows

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Billy. The Kid.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Early photobombing

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Atomic Bear: Part 22

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'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"I sometimes think you're the only one who listens to me."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Suffering from Cooties?

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."