Underwater Technology Gifts

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Guide fish.

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Welcome."

"I'll have a man overboard!"

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Making fun of Starfish.

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"I thought it was deeper here."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."