Underwater Home Expert Gifts

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Making fun of Starfish.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'Oceanographers go home'

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Dry Cleaning

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'You better take care of the bill quickly or there's going to be hell to pay.'

"Look ma, I got my first tentacle!"

Deep Sea Tour: View the Sunken Wrecks

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"