Underwater Technology Pillows

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Guide fish.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Welcome."

Jacques Cousteau.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Scuba diver in a fishmongers

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying, but the herring is delicious!"

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Can you feel the electricity in the air?...'

Deep Sea Diver Serenades a Mermaid.

"I think I need an eye check: I almost got fooled by a lure yesterday..."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"I thought it was deeper here."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."