Undertakers Pillows

Enter Exit - Circle of Life.

"Time to knock off for lunch?"

Christmas Sale Special

Egyptian mummy purchasing lip embalm.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

"I hear you have been split testing our online advertising campaign. I haven't got a clue what that is but stop it now."

"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

'At least they did a good job on him.'

'I used to be an accountant but I found it too depressing.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'Math isn't really my long suit, Mrs. Ferguson -- how about I just take a drug test?'

"Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

Undertaker's Flower Box.

'I tend to bury stuff.'

Of course the teasts are complete nonsense but we're working on the basis that anyone who can be bothered to complete all 148 of them must be highly motivated...

"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."

'Are you kidding? Of course I take this woman - wouldn't you???'

Viking Funeral

'Cut! More sobbing, people! From the top...'

Boy in court swearing oath on comic book

Turkey Funeral Planning

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'