Underdressed Champion Pillows

"Oh, quit looking so uncomfortable! It's a pool party! You can't wear a cape and formal wear to a pool party."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Tiger Costume

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'Have you considered the career enhancement opportunities of giving birth in your lunch hour?'

Published but unread poet.

Stop the big guy!

Skateboard Olympics.

Netflix and chill?

Superman charades

Balloons vs. Rockets

I am the cute blue bear

Your library book is overdue.

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Rex grits his teeth, puts on his big boy pantaloons and gears up for the day ahead.

Resistance.

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"Do you want to come in for a s**g?"

'We're not all that strict up here, but we DO ask that you comply with the dress code!'

The Origin of Laundry Day

'I think I can...'

There's a time and a place for the 'boxers vs. briefs' debate.'

'Let me guess, a graduate of the 'school of hard knocks'?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. II - The Dining-room.

"According to personnel staff are working an average of 10 hours unpaid overtime a week."

Dear Prince - slayed dragon myself.

New Abortion Laws

"Sorry you can't go in...no ties allowed"

Hot enough for you?

'Never mind sir, going bald means less hair to keep tidy.'

"Will he know what this is about?"