Overdressed Enthusiast Pillows

'You shouldn't have dressed up mate, it's only an informal barbie.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Clandestine cows.

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'So you can get dressed faster than me. So what?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

Married couple, "I have to say it Roger you're not the man I married."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

"Clyde, I can't find my pink dress anywherrrr..."

You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes....

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Under New Management

'Hello and welcome to the stupidly hyperbolic awards.'

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

Gordon liked to eat, drink and be Mary.

Wild Bill Hickok. Really wild Bill Hickok

"You really need to get rid of these clothes if you want to stop being mistaken for a historical re-enactor."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

'We were thinking of building something a little subtle this time... haha, just kidding, make it horrible.'